Thursday, February 17, 2011

Behind the Scenes: Saved by the Bell

(transcribed from happenings on the set of the teen classic, Saved by the Bell)

Person A: "Hey, isn't that Ogre Lopez? they let it out of the boiler room for this?"

Person B: "Yeah, we have to feed it and stuff tranquilizer in some dirty meat so that it's heavily sedated, and so it doesn't eat anyone."

Person A: "But why is it naked and roaring?"

Person B: "That's actually all it ever does...the most important thing to remember is not to make eye contact with it or get within noseshot of it."

Ogre Lopez: "ROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!" (pees and craps continuously throughout hourlong duration of yearly public exposure)

(onlookers throw Baby Ruths and hushpuppies at it until it subsides into temporary satisfaction)

(Metallica's "Until It Sleeps" eerily plays in background)


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