Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Celebrity Questions - Take 5

Stephen Hawking
Don't you get tired of just sitting around all day?

Henry Rollins
Has a cult fanbase ever been more unmerited?

Tom from Myspace
How come no one's making a movie about your life?

Ben Roethlisberger
Shouldn't you be busy under a bridge somewhere?

Kelly Osbourne
You know the amazing relief you've given overweight people everywhere...proving that ugliness isn't exclusive to being fat?

Emilio Estevez
How does it feel that a batshit person is still more appealing than you to the general public?

Barack Obama
Does constantly getting slurped by mainstream America ever become tiring?

Taco Bell workers
Can't ya at least pretend you're not shitting in the food behind our backs?

Jennifer Aniston
For how long can you parlay "being the victim" into a film career before being forced to actually make a quality movie?

Michael Jackson
How's Hell this time of year?

1 comment:

  1. Just for the record, my Savage Brother and I do tend to disagree on music...from time to time.

    Henry Rollins rocks!